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Jokes Thread. Post a joke here.

Post by Envy661 on Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:22 am

Post whatever jokes you got. There is no right or wrong answer, unless you are Tygron (JK).


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Re: Jokes Thread. Post a joke here.

Post by Envy661 on Sun Mar 20, 2011 5:14 am

The chicken crossed the road for a slice of pizza and a quickie in the bathroom of the Jiffie-Lube.

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Post by Lizzo08 on Sun Mar 20, 2011 5:45 am

Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Definatly the egg, chicken takes like 30 mins to cook....

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Re: Jokes Thread. Post a joke here.

Post by tony1695 on Sun Mar 20, 2011 5:33 pm

The barman says "We don't serve your kind here!"
A time-traveller walks into a bar.

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Re: Jokes Thread. Post a joke here.

Post by SwissPhantom on Sat Nov 30, 2013 3:30 pm

Got a tongue twister more then a joke,

"If 2 Witches watch 2 watches, which witch watches which watch?"
"Each witch will watch one watch"
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